Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Mayor Proudly Rejects Stuff the Mayor Said Last Week

In a bold public stance taken amidst flaming tailpipes and the Scorpion’s Rock You Like a Hurricane, our own mayor took the stage last Thursday – in a rare public appearance – at our own beloved Car Show, to urge the attendees to not listen to anything she or anyone else was saying last week or earlier this week regarding budget cuts.

“I swear to you that I will fulfill my public duty to prevent myself from cutting any of the things I swore had to be cut a few days ago, including this car show, FTW, let’s party!!!”, the mayor reportedly said before attempting a stage dive, apparently caught up in Matthias Jabs’ mad guitar solo.